what? this isn’t a nude beach this is a nerd beach who’s ready to catch some .wavs

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will commit illegal crimes in exchange for mozzarella sticks

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lucifersblog:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

Yes

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the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive

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