ugh why am I single?

*remembers what I look like*

oh yeah

(via broken-from-memories)

2300

5127

matzoballer:

your mama is so fat that - wait she’s not really fat actually she’s kinda hot… hey tell your mom i said hi

(via one-hamburger)

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paradisaic:

paradisaic:

my mom wouldn’t let me get a ferret when i was younger because she thought it would turn me gay

well guess what mom it wasn’t the ferret that did it

(via melissa-lyn)

9233

yologna:

im always sad and horny hmu if ur into that

(via one-hamburger)

847

14511

casabloncas:

i want to do pg 13 things with u

(via melissa-lyn)

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